(Disclaimer: The piece of writing you are about to read is purely fictional. Any similarities to real life persons or situations is entirely coincidental. Yeah. Right.)
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, on the forever rainy, dreary island of Eropagnis filled with hot nubile guys and scary mugger girls, there was a magical kingdom guarded by the sacred knights of the Spongebobsquarepant s table, brave knights like Egdoh the Rotund, Chan Ten the Bolarpear, Camel the Sheep in disguise (sheep go barhbarh to tut hair vewy often.), the kingdom of...
SELFFAR ROINUJ EGELLOC. (Applause, please.)
In this magical kingdom of...SELFFAR ROINUJ EGELLOC (More appluase, please), a group of (extremely hot and horny) individuals of vastly different sexual orientation came together by fate one fine hot and sweaty night to one of the rundown abandoned kitchens in some corner of the royal palace in search of the magical all-amazing perfect scrumptious absofantastically yummylicious. ..CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. (What were you expecting? A celery stick?)
They searched far and wide...they searched wide and far...
And...
And...
...
...(oh hurry up.)
They found it!
...AND!
They ate it.THE ENDDDD! (No, not really.)
They had horrible terrible constipation! And all the toilets in the kingdom were filled for days and days and days...and the smell...oh that smell...it smelled...SMELLY. How smelly? SMELLY. YES SMELLY. Smellysmelly. ..POTATO okay random.
ANYWAY!
Moral of the story?
Therefore, we may conclude that the statement veggies are good for you is true to a large extent! (BUT...brocolli still sucks.)
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